Regulation Humor

From: CAP-ES-Digest Thursday, December 16 1999

Written by: "Brian A. Holmes" holmesbh@email.msn.com [edited a little by M. Dickinson]



Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1 (c)

Section I

No CAP Member, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a CAP Member, may try, or attempt to try, or make, or make attempt to try, to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part, of the herein mentioned Regulation, except as authorized by the National Commander or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the National Commander.

Section II

If a CAP member, or group of members becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are understanding, or have been beginning to understand, the Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days, notify, in writing, in triplicate, the National Legal Officer, using CAPF 00a, Notice of Impending Comprehension.

Section III

Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the National Legal Officer shall immediately rewrite the Regulation that is in imminent danger of being understood. Such rewriting shall be done in such a manner as to eliminate any further hazard of comprehension.

Section IV

The National Commander may, at his or her discretion, require the offending CAP member or members to attend remedial instruction in Regulations until such time that the CAP Member or members is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.